I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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