i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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