Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
its not stalking. its research.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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