it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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