I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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