all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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