Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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