When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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