Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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