well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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