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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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