I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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