Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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