In America we eat man semen.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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