I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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