Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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