why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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