Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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