Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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