You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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