He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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