actually, I'm a sock model
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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