yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.