hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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