Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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