States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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