She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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