actually, I'm a sock model
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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