That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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