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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Alive.
So much puke
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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