whats a polygalesbian?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sex on roller skates
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.