I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.