Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ugly people sure do ruin things
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
