Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My balls are so social today.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
