i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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