Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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