The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
That's how pantless uber rides happen
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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