remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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