called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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