Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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