I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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