How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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