i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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