If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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