He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Iโm good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so thereโs that.
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