oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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