i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She bit a glass in half.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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