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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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