I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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