I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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