what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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