idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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