just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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